Ireland’s next top model/telly actor
Came upon her photo shoot in ‘The Shaw’
No doubt a girl with a slice of the X-factor

Niamh from the Sunday World’s understudy smiles
Even if her boss has her waiting awhile
I lean on in, tell her not to fret
That before too long she’ll have little to no regret

Christ, now Vogue’s wearing a sarong
Underneath it nothing but a tiny black thong
That body, those legs… that handsome face
Is it any wonder she has every lad in Ireland sprinting at pace

A morning spent in ‘The Shaw’
Kind people only ever get to dream about
So good, in fact
I forgot to order my stout