They did this all with their either~or WiTs split – these bright as an, ahem, Upside~DowN~button people making themselves believe in something: singular and secondary and CERTAINLY t-h-a-t tertiary thing, Actually. It’s

Iconic and beautiful and definitely a satirical vErSioN of the truth… …
just how far they felt for themselves. We are “packed at the gills with slow… -cooked Tendencies.”

If they really wanna be wannabes of themselves – original to the brim – then they should soak themselves in plausiableG-O-L-D(!) There is

– an utterly Unmissable occasion occurring and she seems to wish to deem us all— purchasable people of purely PraGMatic tendencies.