My mother, she never knew too much about contraception back in the day
Thought it was a toy balloon to be played with, always asking her brother if, perhaps, she could blow on his balloon
Needless to say, my mother and her younger brother never really saw eye-to-eye, although I can’t say for sure if this was actually the thing that led to their relationships inevitable demise
A sensational story for me to tell, nonetheless; bless her