So very removed from delicate it was just preposterous
But, somehow, someone made a decision and as things stand
It runs on disastrous cream-filled buns with no such temptation
‘Cept, of course, for this one alarmingly handsome Italian man
With so much gusto atop charm that he manages to put these aforementioned cream-filled nothings to even further shame
No-one believed it possible but so it seems it is
Beautiful and ugly together most certainly sells
One always outweighing the other
So all you need do is put your hands together
Seems we’ll weather any such tide with the right ingredients in place
Oh but that lock-jaw Fabio Cannavaro face