That’s what my mom told me
When I asked her if she’d like
A cup of tea
All I ever saw her do
Was drink the stuff
By the kettle
I wasn’t much better
Mugs of coffee were what made me settle
I counted one time
She drank seven cups
Of the stuff
That’s crazy
That said…
Minus my coffee
I’d be regretfully lazy
Wanna cup of tea mom
No, I’m all tea-d out
If I fancy one later
I’ll pop my head upstairs
& be sure to give you a shout