There are tremendous ways to skin a cat alive – by the tail end, slit right down the wriggle/some middle

Still alive, still beating these odds as are you, but knife and heart cross paths to collide and it has to inevitably die

Outright unsightly disgusting

Moral of this fukwit story – do anything you can to live the best life possible, that fails then keep on blowing into that poor deceased cat’s mouth ‘cos you’ve literally blown your last chance