‘Tinder-licious’

She wasn’t looking for anything, but something just happened. With her slender legs placed atop the edge of the bed, she’d to ask, was he really all that he says he was. Or another horndog also – ran with nothing but cigarettes and beer and sex on his dangerous mind. Suppose she took it upon herself to simply find out. To see if it did indeed amount to something sensational after all. There was a mammoth fall awaiting her all courtesy of love like never before if he did cross swords and cause her irreparable damage done. She lay in hope more so than anything else. Flicking through her phone thinking, maybe, just maybe Tinder might have a few better options on out there. It was either that or wine-for-1 courtesy of that horndog from till 2 at LIDL. FUUUCK.