I told the girl at the disco
That I didn’t want to kiss her
Because she was too big
She turned toward me
The monstrous oil rig
Said that I’d some gumption
To say such a thing
If I said it again
For my face she’d swing
I was only telling the truth
Nothing wrong with that
Better to admit she’s fat
Than to feed her a lie
My eye…
She’d been fed enough stuff all of her life
So I danced on
Got drunk
Ended up minus a girl
Watched her kiss a lad in my year
Known only as ‘the punk’
She got the last laugh
More than deserved it
Although to tell the truth
I felt sorry for the fella
Who trudged on home with a mouthful of her spit