Well, if it isn’t Mr. O’ Driscoll
Ah I don’t really want to be here
Well, you’re here now
So…
Ya but I don’t want to be
I never seem to want to be
Then why do you keep on coming back
Because I can’t help it
Surely you can
I mean it’s an open invitation
Doesn’t feel that way
I get dragged kicking and screaming
No you don’t
That’s all in your head
I know it is
That’s the problem
Then turn right around
I want to
But I can’t
Then it looks like I’m going to have to
Strap you in
Not again…
Please
Listen
I’m just the toll guy
You’ll have to speak to the other guy
If you want to get off
But you’re strapping me in
And I didn’t ask for it
Tough
Where is this guy
He’s in your head
You gotta find him first
I’ve been trying to do that for years
Maybe you should stop trying
‘Cos he isn’t really there
What
He isn’t really there
He’s a figment of your imagination
I mean, I’ve better things
To be doing with my time
Other people to harass…
I mean… entertain
So all I’ve to do is stop
Looking for him
And you’ll let me off
Well, it’s too late now
We’re half way round
Bloody hell
I didn’t even notice
That’s the beauty of the beast
You’re on the ride
Even when you think you might be about to
Get off
Man this is a head-f**k
Absolutely
That’s why we’ve grown to
Love it so very much
You’re our number one fan
I’ll have you know
But I WANT TO GET OFF
Then say the word
My friend
GET ME OFF
You sure he wants you to do that?
Who
Exactly!