cider and sanguine handshakes for the sake of being Cordially.. unINVITED ACTUALLY

They were presumed to’ve been waiting in the wide old wi$€ eyed wings as we sniggered and sniffed at their state of

Official bewilder — it’s a ScintilLATEd prerequisite actually what he did to delicately decipher: inhumanely between:: ten thousand verses and VeRsiOns of that brAND new thing..

We were shutting our lips tighter than we might’ve ever done before.. it all actually took..

Miraculous shades of ShApe. And if there is an eagle at the window then they can be SHITpurely SURE THAT .. . that

Wasn’t meant to mean nothing . Not. For. A. Mere. Eager. Minute === most poUR a clean and easy Iri$h HOT~shot of Disappointingly Disappearing whisKEY… whilst others go UTTERLY AMERICANISED ON THAT PARTICULAR level

Of WiLdly American overInDulGenCe, when it’s a must:: that handshake shared chaotically between two tWiStEdLy inebriated States

Of InFaTuated BlI$$(!!)