When we ShaMed ourselves into telling the time to a hundred jinxed and happily people. They were burning the, ahem, bonfire at both ends and ending the other witches
Quotations to piss them the hell OFF(!!) “It’s highly recommended that we spin the shell of a wheel and watch our WICKED minds realise
The epic eRroR of our MANIACAL MAN ON A BROOMSTICK wAy.” There’s a pepper pot paralysis happening to their happy headed portrayal and they just cannot tend to — “tear their eyes and ears and other expandable things away” ____> we don’t even really know how to feel about the
Two strangely TwIstEd Up chairs… that give us heaps of hairs on end
…
For their animate ability to be these — “oDdLy comforTABLE people(?!)”
